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Episode 5 - Showtime!

May 23rd, 2026

(PUMF)
BANE: Oh, you're home. You were with Reed's sister, weren't you? LOWE: We were, but he had us drop him off at our friend Areca's. BANE: Oh, okay. Hey, so, you're on dishes today, right? LOWE: Yeah... Reed's cleaning the living room and you have, brrr, the bedrooms, I think, actually.
LOWE: I'll do it when I get home from, uh, the school. BANE: Works for me. Let Reed know. LOWE: Alright, I'll tell him before my show tonight. BANE: Ok. Have this.
(RRR) BANE: Ok bye. [ LATER ] (SHRRR)
(SHRRR) [ EVEN LATER ]
VINO: Hmm... oh, hello you. Ohhh, Lowe, I'm feeling quite parched... (BECKON)
LOWE: My skin is way too tough for you to break anyway... VINO: You wouldn't leave a poor, poor hematophage* without dinner, woudl you, darling? [ * A BLOOD EATING ANIMAL ] LOWE: I would VINO: Isn't it worth a try? LOWE: Not even a little bit!
VINO: You should spend more time with us 'stead of being a nerd!~ We even gave you enough stage time to not have to be a drama teacher to get more... LOWE: I have fun... VINO: Oh? But you look so tired.
LOWE: Oh, that's not- that's not work, okay? That's just extenuating circumstances. VINO: Well, enough circumstances! We're due on stage! LOWE: Oh

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