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Episode 13 - One on One

September 12th, 2026

REED: That's really fucking weird / That's REALLY fucking weeeird / LOWE: Yes I know.
REED: I wanna talk to my sister. LOWE: Don't think we can yet. REED: Uuugghh / ROSE: Thank you again, sweetheart.
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[DING DONG] CORSAGE: Aauunghh / LOWE: Hey. Can we talk about something? OZANNE: Okay... JANIE: Hi! Come in, you two! CORSAGE: HEY.
CORSAGE: Cut down your flowers, KID. You look like a WOMAN. Be a MAN like your brothers over there. And tie back your robe! Take off that HIDEOUS makeup! LOWE, REED, OZANNE: ...
ROSE: Okay, mom, let's go to bed. I'm sure there's a great show for you on, and your grandkids have friends over. CORSAGE: Ugh / REED: ... LOWE: Can you believe Janie has to put up with this every week? I could not tell you why they still invite Corsage. Or why they make JANIE cook her dinner. OZANNE: HURRY UP. LOWE: Oh yeah!
LOWE: Wow! I haven't seen up here in years! Nice sparkling water! OZANNE: GUEST BEDROOM. Lowe: Yes Ozzy.
OZANNE: What did you want to talk about. LOWE: You know Noelle's in the hospital? OZANNE: Yes. LOWE: Just the other day, she said RUTH was tied up in some illegal... thing. And suddenly she's doing the dishes at 9 pm, minutes before my concert- cuts herself so bad she needs STITCHES?
LOWE: Then Ruth shows up to my work. Says some ominous whatever-- back to NORMAL???
LOWE: I'm not the conspiratorial type, but isn't that, like, weird? Like, something is up with those two, right? OZANNE: ...
OZANNE: She told Janie she fell in the garden. LOWE: WHAT??? JANIE: Hey guys!

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